Tips for a DIRTY weekend

 

1: The bed

Ladies and gentleman, even the most pure-hearted and innocent among you will know that the key to having an incredible weekend under the covers is the bed. Good beds for night time antics have a solid and secure frame, a bouncy mattress and cotton sheets to keep you cool during your exertions.

 

2: Eat like a sex god or goddess

The sexiest fruit known to man; strawberries.

 3: Be honest

The beauty of a dirty weekend is that you are away from the restraints of normality. Make the most of this escape and be really open with your partner about any fantasies you have. If you feel nervous, you should sit your guy or girl down and tell them that you’re a bit embarrassed. Then explain that you want to try out whatever it is you have in mind

4: The destination

Although you may not see much beyond the confines of your bedroom walls, picking the right destination might make or break your dirty weekend away. So, to make the best decision consider the style of hotel you choose.


5: Get kitted out

The dirty weekend is the perfect opportunity for you to whip out that naughty little number and surprise your bedroom buddy with a treat. If you’re not comfortable wearing kinky clothes though you can still turn your partner on without wearing outrageous outfits. For the ladies, you can opt for a feminine pair of high heels, some new red nails or even a push-up bra, which will give your chest an extra oomph. Make sure you try on all of your lingerie before your dirty weekend away and check that you are comfortable, that you can move and that you look hot. Guys, you can please your girl with a new fireman outfit, a pair of handcuffs or a Playboy bowtie.

6:Make use of the facilities

Why is it that when you are away you have such good sex? Well, although we’ve never conducted any serious research into the matter, we think that dirty weekends are amazing because there’s no work, no chores, no children, no alarm clocks and no problems. When you’re away make sure you make the most of your romantic getaway and really make use of the time and facilities. Order room service, take long baths, switch off your phone and stay in bed all day.

7: Get the look

When you feel sexy you act sexy. So if you know you’re going away in advance make sure you look your best. Get a haircut, have a facial and buy a few new clothes. Also, for both the guys and the girls, make sure you de-hair. Shave, wax and trim your body hair a few days before your trip to make sure you look fresh, buff and attractive

 So ladies mmmmmmmhhhhh